Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Day 287

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sergeant came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

I've got an idea for the psychological training of new soldiers: take them to Ikea. Half an hour in there and they'll definitely be in a mood to kill. Particularly useful if you want to invade Sweden.

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